Careers
Open Positions
Join our shadow org chart. No background check. Maximum emotional damage. Unlimited mute button privileges.
Full-time suffering
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Chief Complaint Officer
Rants Division
Perks: Unlimited mute button usage
Remote (mandatory)
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Meme Content Lead
Digital Culture Cell
Perks: Credit for others' memes
Part-time (during standups)
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Standup Boycott Coordinator
Meeting Resistance
Perks: Sleep during meetings (officially)
Contract (renewed never)
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Increment Expectation Manager
Finance of Feelings
Perks: Disappointment stipend
All roles are satirical. Actual compensation: emotional validation and meme likes.